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First old convict : What are those young PUNKS in here for? Second old convict : That one there is in for CD piracy. The next one is in for creating a computer virus. The other was found guilty of hacking a government website . First old convict : Whatever happened to old crimes like robbing a bank and kidnapping. Second old convict : Ah, times have changed, haven't they? *Guess why these old convicts are in there? A miserable-looking man was sitting in a park. 'Why are you looking so sad,sir?', asked a little boy. The man replied, ' My wife made me a millionaire.' 'I would be so happy if I am a millionaire ,' said the boy. Ah, but before I met her, I was a multi-millionaire ,' said the man sadly. *Why a wife should do so? Policeman : I'm looking for a man with one leg called Ali. Villager : What's his other leg called, sir? *jerk?! Diner : Waiter, do you have chicken feet? Waiter : Don't be rude, sir. My feet are nor...