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First old convict : What are those young PUNKS in here for?
Second old convict : That one there is in for CD piracy. The next one is in for creating a computer virus. The other was found guilty of hacking a government website.
First old convict : Whatever happened to old crimes like robbing a bank and kidnapping.
Second old convict : Ah, times have changed, haven't they?

*Guess why these old convicts are in there?

A miserable-looking man was sitting in a park.
'Why are you looking so sad,sir?', asked a little boy.
The man replied, ' My wife made me a millionaire.'
'I would be so happy if I am a millionaire,' said the boy.
Ah, but before I met her, I was a multi-millionaire,' said the man sadly.

*Why a wife should do so? 

Policeman : I'm looking for a man with one leg called Ali.
Villager : What's his other leg called, sir?

*jerk?!

Diner : Waiter, do you have chicken feet?
Waiter : Don't be rude, sir. My feet are normal.




Diner : Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter : Looks like it's struggling to get out,sir.



Diner : Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in the oyster soup.
Waiter : Sir, wouldn't you expect to find angels in angel cake, would you?